Very Voluptuous

Victoria's Secret has grown enormously since the days of padded bras and nude undies. In fact, their beauty section is so impressive, it boasts some of the largest names in the industry to date... Frederic Fekkai, Patricia Wexler M.D. skin, and Joey New York, just to name a few. To put it mildly, Victoria's Secret Beauty has become a one-stop beauty destination.

January 2008 marks another milestone for the beauty giant... the launch of Very Voluptuous, Victoria's Secrets personal products (on the heels of the Very Sexy Collection). After all, who doesn't want a bit of curves in the right spots???

What it is:

VERY VOLUPTUOUS™ Lip Plumper
Our best-selling lip plumpers that started it all… For full, incredibly sexy lips with a luscious hint of color. Innovative Marine Collagen Microspheres instantly plump and smooth, visibly
diminishing lines and wrinkles. Choose from original Bare, with self-adjusting pigments for a personalized rosy tint, or Hot Pink and Baby Pink, for tinted plumping. $18

VERY VOLUPTUOUS™ Lip Plumper Extreme
For beyond-basic, totally extreme lip plumping. A dangerously hot combination of Marine Collagen Microspheres and natural GABA instantly delivers mega volume and hydration while reducing the look of lines and wrinkles for a super-plump, sexy pout.The intensely warm, tingly sensation lets you know it’s plumping. $26



NEW! VERY VOLUPTUOUS™ Extreme Volume Mascara
For lush, unbelievably thick, eye-opening lashes. This ultimate volumizing mascara combines an extreme volume brush and conditioning formula to define and lengthen while creating ultra-voluminous, clump-free lashes in just one sweep. In Very Black. $18



NEW! VERY VOLUPTUOUS™ Ultimate Bust Plumper
For eye-popping, extreme cleavage and a smooth, dangerously voluptuous bust. Groundbreaking formula with Hyaluronic Spheres, Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein and Lipids plumps and hydrates, creating beyond-sexy curves. Creamy, fast-absorbing formula tingles on contact, delivering moisture for wow-worthy, visibly sexy results. $26



We had the opportunity to test the Lip Plumper in Baby Pink (a barely-there lippie with a hint of iridescent), the Extreme Volume Mascara (plump without clumps... it delivers!) and the Ultimate Bust Plumper. The latter of the three is of most interest... the box says, "In just 2 weeks, bust and decollete feel plumped and look voluptuous, and cleavage looks sexier." Although we're not quite sure how a cream can offer such claims, we're definitely trying it for the full 2 weeks.

Say good-bye to breast growing mantras ("I must, I must, I must increase my bust...") and hello to the Ultimate Bust Plumper! If only this product were available when I was still in the throes of puberty....