Chocolate + Herbs = Sexual Arousment

Sometimes you receive a package that just begs to be opened immediately. Like today, when a cute little box was waiting at my doorstep. I opened the box to find a shiny silver envelope filled with.... chocolate!!!

Chocolate on a beauty web site, you ask? How can this be??? Chocolate is supposed to make you gain weight... even break-out! True or not, now chocolate also arouses pleasure like, down there...

I know! I know! It sounds crazy but there are those that say that chocolate is, in fact, an aphrodisiac. And now, it's also a pleasure enhancement specifically for women! And we all know, sex makes us happy and beautiful!

Take chocolate, infuse Chinese herbs and you've got Flurtz... Passionately Arousing Chocolate.

A word (or several...) from the company:
"The combination of herbs used in these chocolate sensations can create the ability to generate a higher level of blood flow to the pelvis area and create a warming sensation that can intensify your sexual pleasure. Herbs found in Flurtz chocolate include; deer antler, ginseng, and horny goat weed. Historically, these herbs have been known to increase libido, sensation, sensory nerves, and sexual desire.
Dark chocolate has been well noted for it’s aphrodisiac qualities for centuries. It contains phenylethylamine known as the “love chemical.” It raises dopamine levels in the brain that create feelings of euphoria that hit a whole new peak during orgasm. This, along with the properties of the Chinese herbs found in Flurtz Chocolate are a passionately arousing combination that will release the “inner flurt” in you."

The special card that comes with the chocolate says, "Take 2 packages of chocolate after dinner with 1 glass of red wine or grape juice. Approximately 1 hour later, you will discover what it's like to be truly satisfied...."

I ate my Flurtz chocolate forty-eight minutes ago... Time to find me a guy (preferably a Brad Pitt look-a-like) and put this product to the test...



Gotta run... 12 minutes and counting...